Hire a magician to speak on your behalf, he is a great entertainer and the audience is blown away.

The impending arrival of a professional startles the artists into shape. Snacks are hidden under exercise equipment, unrealised video works are stashed inside glossy Blu Ray cases, un-sent postcards are framed and mounted.

The results of urgent-concept-board-meetings and cocktail fishing trips, a potpourri of sculptures and paintings; obfuscated by the antics of a very charming dolt.